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Norwich and Oldham and Reading and Moyes and That
After the Norwich City game a massive case of ‘better fucking things to do’ kicked in, hence no update for a bit. There’s only so many ways you can describe […]
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Everton 3 Reading 1
That’s right, 3-1 to the tricky Blues. Smell my cheese you mother. On a proper spring-in-your-step as you slalom through the Cammell Lairds on Goodison Road kind of afternoon, Everton […]
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Everton 0 Wigan Athletic 3
Right then. The ‘narrative’ of this season has generally been all about Everton playing well but not killing teams off and paying the consequences with monotonous regularity. This FA Cup […]
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Everton 2 Manchester City 0
Oh Everton. Football supporting in the internet age often seems to boil down to watching a match with a fixed perspective and then interpreting what unfolds in a way that […]
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Everton 1 Stoke City 0
First thing’s first – that fella and the two girls down the front of the Park End who hang round at the end, dancing mad so they can get their […]
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Arsenal 0 Everton 0
FOW! AMBAW! Repeat until nauseating. That was the soundtrack to the first half of a game of big boys’ football at the Emirates where the gap between Everton and Arsenal […]
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West Ham and David Moyes and that
Earlier in the week we thought that Sunday’s game against the ‘Ammers was going to be all about the prestigious ‘race for sixth place’, but it’s fair to say that […]
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Everton 2 West Ham 0
You’ve probably read everything and watched all the footage of Sunday’s game by now, so it’s difficult to know what to add really. It was an occasion alright, and one […]
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Chelsea and Managers and That
The lack of importance of this match was highlighted by the fact that Steven Naismith started up front alongside Victor Anichebe. It was ages ago now so there’s little point […]
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Summer Lovin’
It’s that time of year when everyone is scraping around for something to say, and ‘Leroy Fer still keen on Everton switch’ is viewed as news worth repeating on a […]
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Black And White
It appears that Roberto Martinez is ushering in a new era at Everton that will represent the polar opposite of everything that took place under the yoke of David Moyes. […]
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Friendly Fire
The Premier League season lurches ever closer and Evertonians continue to try and get some indication of just how different Roberto Martinez’s team will be to that of David Moyes. […]
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After the Goldrush
‘Insulting’, ‘derisory’, ‘a bit last’ and ‘cunty’. All words used in certain quarters to describe Manchester United’s £28 million bid for Marouane Fellaini and Leighton Baines. Various reports keep […]
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Everton 0 West Bromwich Albion 0
‘Ah, see that arl fella off the Barclays advert’s died’ was the first of several misunderstandings on a muddled afternoon at Goodison. Fair play to the Match of the Day […]
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Chelsea Preview
Oh aye, the footy. Fancy forgetting about that. Every season it’s the same though, you wait for it to start and before you can settle in and get any sort […]
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Aston Villa Preview
‘Yeah, so they have offered me a new contract, which is fantastic. I’m going to go in and sign it on Monday. You’re stripes.’ ‘Woah, steady on son. Are you […]
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Manchester United Preview
Manchester, so much to answer for. In an extremely unusual move this beginning bit has actually been rewritten. It originally started off looking over David Moyes’s time at Everton and how […]
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